What is your name anyway? Or, are you on some type of secret mission, deployed for the sole purpose of locating and taming those tauntauns?!
Errr, SAFETY LINES TO FIND DINNER? Eww boy, that sounds rough. EVEN GIRLS (I figure this will give everyone a good chuckle)? Maybe I could be the point person, you know, checking off names as they come in. I can pretend to be REALLY REALLY miserable, though.
Geez, I want to come up with some more questions just because all these emails are so entertaining and full of really good info! Oh, here’s one, chair massage therapist? Is that your job there? I bet you don’t do that outside!