Those who are long time visitors to this board may remember a post from a couple of years ago from a pub crawl some friends and i organise where we aim to have people on every continent on earth having a beer on the same day
Twas the night before Pub Crawl, and all through the land,
All the brewers were brewing, to meet growing demand.
All the t-shirts were printed, the almanacs sent,
The ficus leaves shined, and the monkeys all kempt.
But there was one little crawler, who was snoring in bed,
She moaned and she groaned, and she held her sore head.
Sheâd been out boozing, causing trouble and strife,
And that little crawler was my own darling wife.
But let us move on, for Iâm afraid I digress,
If I stay on this topic itâll end in a mess.
Let me remark, that itâs not yet too late,
To join in the crawl, your fun will be great!
If youâre in Melbourne, to join us on the bus,
Just send us an email, thereâs really no fuss.
If youâre not in that town, to get your name on our list,
Just drop us a line, to say where youâll get pyssed.
Yesterday we were proud to welcome Daylesford and Vienna,
If I run short of cash, will you lend me a tenner?
Okay thatâs a sign, that this poemâs got lame,
Iâll make a real effort to lift up my game.
A thanks to all forums, on which we have posted,
Except âBeer Advocateâ, who donât deserve to be hosted.
So for tomorrow, I wish you all the best cheer,
I donât know about you, but I could murder a beer!